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DISCLAIMER: My Brother Wrote This. A guest blog on downtown Athens.

February 28, 2010


Classical literature provides us with a plethora of characters. Plautus and Theophrastus provided authors with a long list of stock characters to fill fictional and epic tales way back in the fucking day in Rome and Greece. These weird-ass characters had names like “The Insincere Man” or “The Man without Moral Feeling.” They filled in […]

U-S-A! U-S-A!

February 18, 2010


Ah, the Winter Olympics. The ugly, untalented stepsister of the Summer Olympics. In Canada, the world capital of mediocrity. Oh, don’t hate me. I kid. For whatever reason, despite the epic failure otherwise known as Vancouver’s attempt to fill Beijing’s extremely large shoes, otherwise known as the 2010 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony, the Winter Olympics […]


February 17, 2010


Those of you who have checked my ‘book recently might have seen that I was accepted into a study abroad program at the Cannes Film Festival this May. This is not only exciting because I get to spend a month on the French Riviera, but also because this program has been like a dream for […]

So I creep, yeeeeah.

February 9, 2010


So I have this friend. Her pals call her Sensei, because among them, she is a master at Facebook stalking.  “Teach me your ways, Sensei!” her minions plead, but she declines. “Facebook stalking mastery can only be achieved after years of practice and meticulous learning combined with innate, creepy skill,” she explains. “Many will explore […]