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In Defense of Sorostitutes…

March 29, 2010

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The University of Georgia campus is fraught with sorostitutes. They fill the Milledge bus, sit together in the dining halls, and cram the classrooms, the sidewalks and the bars like lonely preteen girls at a midnight release party for the latest book in the Twilight series. How is it so easy to identify them, you ask? […]

Cannes Poster Unveiled!

March 28, 2010

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You might not care. I do, very much. The big guys over in Cannes revealed the official poster for this year’s Film Festival. Here it is: It has Juliette Binoche on it. Juliette Binoche! I love that woman! Could this be a sign? Will Cannes be the best time of my life? Most likely.

A Mild Case of Gingervitus

March 17, 2010

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I remember the first time I was called ginger. It was in Pompeii, Italy. Seems appropriate in retrospect; that is, to have had my life changed at a historic landmark that destroyed the lives of thousands. While there my sophomore year of high school with some fellow students, I was negotiating a purchase from a […]