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An Ode to Frat Stars

May 3, 2010

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Here’s to you, frat stars. You handsome, sexy, handsome, dapper specimens. As a sorostitute, I don’t know how you do it–look so good every day. But I can speculate. While the sorostitute dress code was conceived in the poorest-executed plan possible, frat stars had it right. The chief frat stars must have met in some […]

In Defense of Sorostitutes…

March 29, 2010

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The University of Georgia campus is fraught with sorostitutes. They fill the Milledge bus, sit together in the dining halls, and cram the classrooms, the sidewalks and the bars like lonely preteen girls at a midnight release party for the latest book in the Twilight series. How is it so easy to identify them, you ask? […]

U-S-A! U-S-A!

February 18, 2010

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Ah, the Winter Olympics. The ugly, untalented stepsister of the Summer Olympics. In Canada, the world capital of mediocrity. Oh, don’t hate me. I kid. For whatever reason, despite the epic failure otherwise known as Vancouver’s attempt to fill Beijing’s extremely large shoes, otherwise known as the 2010 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony, the Winter Olympics […]